trust me.
you will regret shoving my left shoulder.
you will regret calling me an asshole.

you are such a hypocrite.
the pot calling the kettle black.
you won't treat your friends like that either.

and i won't resort to physical or vulgar means.
as you would have noticed,
over the years.

you know you will regret it.
trust me.
deep inside,
you know.

and i'll have the final laugh.