oh shit oh shit oh shit.
i have this HUGE ASS inertia to studying.
and starting on my sea essay.
CRAP.
GAAAAAAAAA.
seriously.
this cny/valentines holiday has been the WORST in the history of my quarter-life.
so far, cny has been financially rewarding.
but emotionally draining.
FML.
(since it's a festive season, it's FATT my life)
but anyway,
cny was like this:
cny eve reunion dinner-
father's sister: stephanie, where's your boyboy? [across the table when we were lou hei-ing!! oO]
me: oh, he's in chengdu [shouts across the table]
father's sister: HUH, WHERE'S CHENGDU? [noise gets louder]
me: IN CHINA.
father's first younger brother: OH, SO HE'S A CHINAMAN IS IT?
father's sister: YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT. WHAT CHINAMAN. IN CHINA THEN IT MEANS
CHINAMAN MEH. THEN IN MALAYSIA THAT MEANS MALAYMAN. [gives absurd look at her younger brother]
cny day 1 at mother's side-
mother's oldest sister: stephanie, why your boyboy never come?
me: oh, he's in chengdu [i know, no creativity in answer]
mother's 2nd sister: holiday ah?
mother: he went with family. they go overseas every cny.
guess i have to repeat this every cny from now onwards until the person in question turns up.
FMLTTM.
maybe i should tape record my answer down.
save me the saliva and oxygen of repeating myself.
and now it's back to studying, mugging, essay-writing.
GREAT.
can't wait for cny next year.
should be better i guess.
and sep briefing this thursday!
YAYE.
wait, nothing to get excited about yet.
OOO, i love raffles hotel.
the pinnacle of affluence, poshness, quality and class.